unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

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restor-ed:

there are just some people on tumblr who need to learn there is a huge difference between being triggered and being uncomfortable. 

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maryjblige:

sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time like blondie check out my chrissy behind it’s fine all of the time like sex on the beaches what else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

(Source: lacehxarts)

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nothing bothers me more than when i talk to people about my back problems and they tell me to go to the chiropractor. like oh my fucking god. i have had this constant pain for 10 years and you seriously think that i never tried the chiropractor?! i went twice a week for two years! and when i tell them that, they swear to god im lying. like what the fuck? you seriously think i have never thought of that? and who are you to say im WRONG?! seriously shut the fuck up and dont act like you know my fucking body better than i do

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i’ll probably lose a solid 20 pounds if i stopped drinking beer

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TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

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lostinmymind:

Sun | Daphne Loves Derby

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